May 2013
davejade:
i wanna be with u all the time and cuddle and watch stupid movies late in the afternoon and fall asleep with lazy kisses and it upsets me that i cant (◕︿◕✿)
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
christoph-waltzed:
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
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hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
warewagundam:
andrewhussiesbosom:
[anime antagonist voice] pathetic
andrewhussiesbosom:
BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
galaxys4:
son… we looked on your computer when you were at school and found your porn folder. we need to talk. YOOOOO THOSE WOMEN WERE FINE AS HELL MY MAN U GOT GREAT TASTE, but we also found your anime folder. elfen lied? are you kidding me? you’re grounded
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dessusaizu:
ive followed about 80% of you for so long that i dont even care about your fandoms anymore i just cant ever unfollow you bc we have this deep connection going on & my dash wouldnt feel the same w/o u
the-yolocaust:
townsvillain:
the-yolocaust:
ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
*əɹ,noʎ
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88th:
is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever
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norsegays:
“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
Turtles Eating Things... Because they just look so...
spamanoforever:
jhameia:
vanillaandlavender:
jamtsunami:
oh my goodness
TINY TURTLE IS PLEASE OH MY GOODNESS
Cue Antonio’s squealing. :3
thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
“tumblr needs its own island!!! xDD”
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gr8brittyn:
cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:
I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY
WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO
w-a-n-n-a-umqra:
dysphorism:
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April 2013
ayuna:
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